2 Shabd Betiyon ke Naam...

Kya likhun? Ki woh pariyon ka roop hoti hai…

Ya kadakti thand mein suhaani dhoop hoti 
hai…
Wo hoti hai udaasi ke har marz ki dawa ki tarah…

Ya uss mein sheetal hawa ki tarah…

Woh chidiyon ki chehchahahat hai,
Ya ke nishchal khilkilahat hai… Woh aangan mein faila ujaala hai..

Ya mere gusse pe laga taala hai…
Woh pahad ki choti pe suraj ki kiran hai…

Ya zindagi sahi jeene ka aacharan hai… 
Hai woh takat jo chote se ghar ko mahal bana
de…

Hai woh kaafiya jo kisi gazal ko mukkamal kar de… Kya likhun ??…
Woh akshar jo na ho toh varn maala adhoori
hai…
Woh, jo sabse zaada zaroori hai… Ye nahi kahoonga ki woh har waqt saath saath
hoti hai, Betiyaan toh sirf ek ehsaas hoti hain Woh mujhse australia mein chuttiyaan,
mercedes to drive,
5 star mein dinner ya mehenge Ipods nahi
mangti…
Na woh dher se paise piggy bank mein
udhelna chahti hai Woh bas kuch der mere saath khelna chahti
hai… Aur main kehta hoon yehi…
ki beta bahut kaam hai.. nahi karunga toh
kaise chalega…
Majboori bhare duniya daari ke jawaab dene
lagta hoon… Aur woh jhuta hi
sahi, Mujhe ehsaas dilati hai..
Ki jaise sab kuch samajh gayi ho..
Lekin aankhein band kar ke roti hai…
Jaise sapne mein khelte hue mere saath soti
hai.. Zindagi na jaane kyun itni ulajh jaati hai…
Aur hum samajhte hain, betiyaan sab samajh jaati hain.. 

Written By : - Shailesh Lodha(About The Writer)
Shailesh Lodha (born 15 July 1969 in Jodhpur, Rajasthan) is an Indian actor, comedian and writer.
He appears in the sitcom as Taarak Mehta Ka Ooltah Chashmah as real-life columnist Taarak Mehta.
Lodha has also written four books: the first two were satirical humour, the third was a self-help book co-written with his wife, and his most recent book, Diljale Ka Facebook Status, is a collection of poems written from the point-of-view of a jilted lover. He is the helper,friend,mentor of Jethalal Champaklal Gada aka Dilip Joshi. He is currently anchoring SAB TV programme 'Wah Wah Kya Baat Hai', a comedy programme that invites established and new poets.

Maa tu hoti to

I read it somewhere just wanted to share:-
(A short poem to remind you of your hostel life ,the days
away from home to fulfill your and your parents' dreams)

Neend bahout aati hai padte padte,
Maa tu hoti to keh dete ki ek cup chai bana de…!!
Thak gaye hai bahar ki roti kha kha k,
Maa tu hoti to keh dete parathe bana de…!!
Bandh gaye hai 1 kamre ki char diwari me,
Maa tu hoti to kehti zara bahar ghum le…!!
Wohi koshish roj khush rhane ki,
Maa tu hoti to muskura lete…!!
Pareshaniya to bhot hai yaha,
Maa tuje btate to tuje bhi rula dete…!!
Bahut door nikal aaye hai ghar se,
Maa tere sapno ki parwah naa hoti to kabke ghar chale
aate…!!
Aaye hai ghar se door,sirf yehi soch kar ki in pareshaniyo k
baad MAA-PAPA ko duniya ki har khushi dila de!!!

Aao Bachcho Tumhain Dikhain

Here is an old classic that all children in 1950s and 60s knew by heart. This was the famous song from the film Jagriti. Let us relish it once more. Aao Bachcho Tumhain Dikhain

Sirf gyaan hi aapko aapka haq dilaata hai

Jeevan path jatil hai yeh, Kaalchakra kathin hai yeh,

Pag-pag par bhed-bhaav hai, Rakht ranjit paav hai,

Janam se kisi ke sar vansh ki chaav hai,

Juth ke rath par savaar daakuo kaa gaav hai,

kisi ke paas hai chal kapat, Kisi ko rup ka vardaan hai,

Yeh soch kr mat baith jaa ki yeh vidhi ka vidhaan hai,

Baj raha mradang hai, Yeh kahta ang-ang hai,

Ki praan abhi shesh hai, Maan abhi shesh hai,

Uthaale gyaan ka dhanush,

Ek kan bhi aur kuch maang mat bhagwaan se,

Gyaan ke kamaan par laga de tu vijay tilak,

Kaal ke kapaal par likh de tu ye gulaal se,

"Ki rok sakta hai koi to rok ke dikha mujhe,

Haq chhinta aaya hai jo ab chhin ke bata mujhe."

Gyaan ke manch par sab ek samaan hai,

Vidhi ka vidhaan palat de, wo bramhaastra gyaan hai,

To aaj se yeh thaan le, Yeh baat gaanth baandh le,

Ki karma ke kurukshetra mai,

Naa rup kaam aata hai, Naa jhuth kaam aata hai,

Naa jaati kaam aati hai, Naa baap ka naam kaam aata hai,

Sirf gyaan hi aapko aapka haq dilaata hai.

What I am

I have to live with myself and so
I want to be fit for myself to know,
I want to be able as days go by,
To look at myself straight in the eye.
I don't want to stand with the setting sun
And hate myself for the things I've done.

I don't want to hide on a closet shelf
A lot of secrets about myself,
And fool myself as I come and go
Into thinking that nobody else will know
What kind of person I really am;
I don't want to dress myself in sham.

I want to go with my head erect,
I want to deserve all women's respect
And in this struggle for fame and pelf
I want to be able to like myself.
I don't want to look at myself and know
That I am a bluster and empty show.

I cannot hide myself from me;
I can see what others can never see;
I know what others can never know,
I cannot fool myself, and so

Whatever happens, I want to be
Self-respecting and conscience free.

Story about 4 People

Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.

There was a job to be done and Everybody was asked to do that. Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it and Nobody realised that Everybody wouldn’t do it. It ended up that Everybody claimed Somebody when actually Nobody asked Anybody.

Moral of the story is ‘ Don’t depend on Anybody and don’t think that Somebody will do the job. Fact is Nobody actually wants to take the responsibility and Everybody wants the credit. But if you want to be successfull then Just take the charge and assume that you have to finish the task. If Everybody follows this rule then Nobody can stop the work to be finished on time and success will be yours’. 

Attitude makes life 100%

Assign Numbers to Alphabets

A=1       B=2       C=3       D=4       E=5        F=6

G=7         H=8        I=9        J=10        K=11        L=12

M=13        N=14         O=15         P=16        Q=17         R=18

S=19         T=20        U=21         V=22         W=23         X=24

          Y=25                      Z=26


Now Calculate :

 K N O W L      E D G E
11 + 14 + 15 + 23 + 12 + 5 + 4 + 7 + 5
  = 96%  

H A     R D W O R K
8 + 1 + 18 + 4 + 23 + 15 + 18 + 11
                   = 98%  

A T     T I T U D E
1 + 20 + 20 + 9 + 20 + 21 + 4 + 5
                = 100%  

So, Change your Attitude 2 make ur life 100%

Don't think more, Think differently

Ek kavita har maa ke naam

Ghutno se rengte-rengte,
kab pairon par khada hua,


Teri mamta ki chaav me,
jaane kab mai bada hua,


Kaala-tika, dudh-malaai,
aaj bhi sab-kuch waisa hai,


Mai hi mai hu har jagah,
pyaar ye tera kaisa hai,


Sidhaa-sadha bhola bhaala,
mai hi sabse accha hu,


Kitna bhi hojaau bada,
"Maa..!" mai aaj bhi tera baccha hu....

कितने थे...??

हम उन सवालों को लेकर उदास कितने थे
जवाब जिनके यहीं आसपास कितने थे,,


मिली तो आज किसी अजनबी सी पेश आई
इसी हयात को लेकर कयास कितने थे,,


हंसी, मज़ाक, अदब, महफिलें, सुखनगोई 
उदासियों के बदन पर लिबास कितने थे,, 


पड़े थे धूल में अहसास के नगीने सब 
तमाम शहर में गौहरशनाश कितने थे,,


हमें ही फ़िक्र थी अपनी शिनाख्त की...
नहीं तो चहरे जमाने के पास कितने थे,,,

zihale masti mukund barandish lyrics (Gulami)

following version is written by Gulzar Saheb for the movie ‘Ghulami‘. inspired by Hazrat Amir Khosro's poet written in Persian + BrijBhasha...

Zihaal-e-miskin makun-baranjish,
Bahaal-e-hijra bechara dil hai.
Sunai deti hai jiski dhadkan,
Tumhara dil ya hamara dil hai...

Woh aake pehloo mein aise baithe,
Ke shaam rangeen ho gayi hai... -3

Zara zara se khili tabiyat,
Zara se ghamgeen ho gayi hai...

Ajeeb hai dil ke dard yaaron,
Na ho to mushkil hai jeena iska.
Jo ho to har dard ek heera,
Har ek gam hai nageena iska...

Kabhi kabhi shaam aisi dhalti hai,
Ke jaise ghunghat utar rahi hai...

Tumhaare seene se uthta dhuaan,
Hamare dil se guzar raha hai...

Ye sharm hai ya haya hai kya hai,
Nazar uthate hi jhuk gayi hai...

Tumhari palkon se girke shabnam,
Hamari aankhon mein ruk gayi hai...

Zihaal-e-miskin makun-baranjish,
Bahaal-e-hijra bechara dil hai...
Sunai deti hai jiski dhadkan,
Tumhara dil ya hamara dil hai.....!!

Zudaai

Jab bichd rahe hai do pyar krne waale to ek dusre se bas yahi kahne ki koshish hoti hai,
jana to hame hai a hamnafaz magar bichdne ka dard bahut bada hota hai....

Ki...
Waqt-a-safar karib hai, bistar samet lu,
Bikhra hua hayaat ka, daftar samet lu,
Fir jaane hum mile-na-mile ek jara ruko,
Mai dil ke aayine me ye manzar samet lu....

Hindi Poem

गाती हुई  कोयल  न  कोई  मोर मिलेगा,
शहरों में मशीनों का फ़क़त शोर मिलेगा.
आसान नहीं है  तेरा  उस पार पहुँचना,
मँझधार में तूफाँ का बड़ा ज़ोर मिलेगा.
ऐसे  ही  निगाहों  को   झुकाया  नहीं  करते,
जब दिल को टटोलोगे तो इक चोर मिलेगा.
बैठे  से  तो दुख-दर्द  कभी ख़त्म न होंगे,
हिम्मत जो रखोगे तो कहीं छोर मिलेगा.
तपते हुए सहराओं में क्या पाओगे ‘पुष्पेन्द्र’,
पानी   तो   मेरे   यार   कहीं   और   मिलेगा.... :)

Samajh wahin hai par Insaniyat ka mulya badal gaya hai

Jahan pujte the Mata Pita ko Bhagwan k saman
Aaj wahin yea rista khokla ho gaya hai
Kehlate aaj bhi who Abhibhavak hai
Par unke prati Dayitav kahin kho gaya hai

Manushay aaj k daur mea itna aage bad chukka hai
Ki na jane kyun who apne aap se dur ho gaya hai
Dhan aur maan sammaan ki doud mea bhagte hue
Apne AAdarsho ko kahin bhul gaya hai

Mohabbat basti thi jahan logo k Dilo mea
Wahin aaj chahat lavz sirf juban tak reh gaya hai
Khilwaad ho raha hai pyar k naam par
Insaan aaj khud apni mohabbat ka dusman hua hai

Bad gaya hai Adharm is jahan mea itna
Dharm ka Nishaan dundala hua hai
Kahin , aatankwaad, lutpaat, durachaar, atyachaar
Kyun koon karaba, Beimaani ka aasra, insaan ka mastisk hua hai

Yea kya ho gaya hai insaan ko yahan
Paripakav hai who Mastisk se par dil se Nisahaaye hua hai
Samay k saath bagte -2, khud apne aap se pichad gaya hai
Samajh wahin hai par Insaniyat ka mulya badal gaya hai........!!

सोफ्टवेयर इंजीनियर का जीवन

अपने project के बोझ तले दबा जा रहा है,
वो देखो एक सोफ्टवेयर इंजीनियर जा रहा है.

हजारो की तन्ख्वा वाला , करोडो की जेब भरता है.
सोफ्टवेयर इंजीनियर वही बन सकता है जो जिगर रखता है.
अपने PM और TL की रोज गालिया सुनता है.
पर वीक-एंड (weekend) को जो रोज याद रखता है.
अपने ही kaam se mara jaa raha h,
वो देखो एक सोफ्टवेयर इंजीनियर जा रहा है..

कोडिंग करते – ...करते पता ही नही पड़ा कब बग्स की प्रिओरिटी माँ -बाप से ज्यादा हो गयी.
किताब मैं गुलाब रखने वाला , कब सिगरेट के धुए मैं खो गया.
वीक-इंड्स (weekends) पर दारु पी कर जो जश्न मना रहा है.
वो देखो एक सोफ्टवेयर इंजीनियर जा रहा है..

जीन्‍दगी से हारा हुआ है; पर bugs से हार नही मानता हे.
अपने application की एक-एक line ये जनता है.
दिन पर दिन , एक एक program फाईल बनाता जा रहा है;
वो देखो एक सोफ्टवेयर इंजीनियर जा रहा है..

दस हजार लाईन के कोड मे error ढूंड लेता हे;
लेकिन दोस्‍त के दिल की बात नही.
कंप्युटर पर हजार window खुली है;
पर दिल की खिडकी पर कोई दस्‍तक नही.
week-ends को नहाता नही; पर weekdays नहाता है.
वो देखो एक सोफ्टवेयर इंजीनियर जा रहा है.

खरचे बढ़ रहे है, बाल कम हो रहे है.
appraisal की डेट आती नही, इनकम टैक्स के सीतम हो रहे है.
लो फ़िर से company की बस (cab) छुट गयी , वो देखो आटो (auto) से आ रहा है.
वो देखो एक सोफ्टवेयर इंजीनियर जा रहा है.

ऑफिस की खाने थाली देख अपना मुह बिगड़ता है.
माँ के खाने को रोज याद करता है.
रोज लंच मैं (sudexho) कूपन और शाम को स्नेक्स (sneks) से काम चला रहा है.
वो देखो एक सोफ्टवेयर इंजीनियर जा रहा है.

आपने अब तक ली होंगी बहुत सी चुटकिया,
सोफ्टवेयर इंजीनियर के जीवन का सच बताती ये कुछ आखरी पंकतिया.
इस कविता का हर शब्द मरे दिल की गहराई से आ रहा है.
वो देखो एक सोफ्टवेयर इंजीनियर जा रहा है...

Zindagi Ka Safar Hai Ye Kaisa Safar Lyrics Hindi Song

Movie: SAFAR
Title: Zindagi Ka Safar Hai Ye Kaisa Safar : SAFAR
Singer(s): KISHORE KUMAR

Zindagi Ka Safar Hai Ye Kaisa Safar,
Koi Samjha Nahin Koi Jaana Nahin,
Hai Ye Kaisi Dagar Chalte Hain Sab Magar,
Koi Samjha Nahin Koi Jaana Nahin,


Zindagi Ko Bahut Pyaar Hamne Diya,
Maut Se Bhi Mohabbat Nibhaaenge Ham,
Rote Rote Zamaane Mein Aaye Magar,
Hanste Hanste Zamaane Se Jaaenge Ham,


Jaaenge Par Kidhar Hai Kise Ye Khabar,
Koi Samjha Nahin Koi Jaana Nahin,


Aise Jeevan Bhi Hain Jo Jiye Hi Nahin,
Jinko Jeene Se Pehle Hi Maut Aa Gayi,
Phool Aise Bhi Hain Jo Khile Hi Nahin,
Jinko Khilne Se Pehle Fiza Kha Gayi,


Hai Pareshaan Nazar Thak Gaye Chaaraagar,
Koi Samjha Nahin Koi Jaana Nahin...


Zindagi Ka Safar Hai Ye Kaisa Safar,
Koi Samjha Nahin Koi Jaana Nahin...

Ek paigaam mere dosto ke naam

{Ye paigaam mere un dosto ke liye h jinse me apni puri jindgi me kabhi dur nahi hona chahta par haalat or waqt sab karwa dete h aaj ham saath to nahi par ye yakin h ki jab bhi kisi ek ko bhi jarurat hogi sab k sab ek saath honge......}

Raah Dekhi thi iss din ki kab se,
Aage ke sapne saja rakhhe the naa jaane kab se,
Bade utaawle the jaane ko, jindgi ka agla padaaw paane ko,

Par naa jaane kyo dil me aaj kuch halaata h,
waqt ko rok lene ka ji chahta h,
Jin baato ko le kar rote the aaj un par hansi aati h,
Naa jaane kyo aaj un palo ki yaad bahut satati h,
Kaha kartaa tha badi mushkil se 3 saal sah gya,
Par aaj naa jaane kyo lagataa h kuch piche rah gya,
Kahi unkahi hazaaro baate rah gyi, naa bhulne waali kuch yaade rah gyi...


meri taang ab kon khincha karegaa,
sirf mera sar khaane ko kon mera picha karega,
jaha 2 hazar ka hisaab nahi, waha 2-2 rupaye k liye kon ladegaa,
Kon raat bhar jaag kar mere saath padhega,
Kon mera lunch mujhse puche bina  khaayega,
Kon mere naye naye naam banayegaa,


Mai ab bina matalab ke kisse ladungaa,
bina topic ke kisse faaltu bakwaas krunga,
Kon mere fail hone par dilaasa dilayega,
ko galti se no aane par gaaliya sunayega,


Aise dost kaha milenge,
Jo khaayi me bhi dhakka dene aaye,
Or fir tumhe bachaane khud bhi kud jaaye,
Meri gazalo se pareshaan kon hoga,
kabhi mujhe kisi ladki se baat krte dekh hairaan kon hoga,




Kon kahega bhai tere joks par hansi nahi aati,
Kon piche se bula kar kahega aage dekh bhai,
chess me kiske saath khelunga,
Kiske saath boring latcture jhelungaa,
Professor k piche rakhsash ki tarah kon hasega,
"Game me haarne waali ki plate" iss chakkar me kon fasegaa,
Mere certificates ko raddi kahne ki himmat kon krega,
bina dare sacchi raay dene ki himmat kon krega,


Achaanak bina matalb ke kisi ko bhi dekh kar bina matalab ke hasna,
naa jaane ye fir kab hoga,
kah do dosto, dubaara sab hoga,

Dosto ke liye ma'am se kab lad paayenge,
Kya ye din fir se aa paayenge..??


Raat ko do baje poye kon banayega,
dusre ke rum kon ghee churayega,
takle ke sir par ugge naye baal kon dikhayega,
ya hamare gaje ki toppi kon chupayega,
10 glaas juis pine ki shart kon lagayega,


Kon mujhe meri kabiliyat par bharosa dilayega,
or jyada udne par jameen pe laayega,
meri khushi me sach me khus kon hoga,
mere gam me mujhse jyada dukhi kon hoga,


Meri ye kavita kon padhega,
kon isse sach me samjhega,


Bahut kuch likhna abhi baaki h,
kuch saath shayad abhi baaki h,
bas ek baat se dar lagta h dosto,
kahi ham ajnabi naa ban jaaye dosto,
Jindgi ke rango me dosti ka rang fika na pad jaaye,
Kahi aisa naa ho dusre rishto ki bhid me dosti dam tod jaaye,


Jindgi me milne ki fariyaad krte rahna,
agar naa mil sake to kam se kam yaad krte rahna,


Chaahe aaj jitna has lo mujh par me bura nahi maanuga,
iss hansi ko apne dil me basa lunga,
Or jab yaad aayegi tumhaari,
yahi hansi lekar thoda muskura lunga,


Ye tha mere dosto ke liye ek chota sa paigaam....

SAADDA HAQ ATHE RAQ

Movie : Rockstar

Music Director : A.R.RAHMAN

Singer(s) : Mohit Chauhan (Ft. Orianthi & Clinton Cerejo)

Lyricists : Irshad Kamil

Tum logoki is duniya main

Har kadam pai insaan galat
Main sahi samaj kar jo bhi kahoon
Tum kahte ho galat
Main galat hoon toh (phir kaun sahi) x2

Marzi se jeene ki bhi main
kya tum sabko arzi doon
Matlab ki tum sabka mujhpe
Mujhse bhi zyada haq ha

(SAADDA HAQ ATHE RAQ) x6
Na na nana nnana……
Na na nana
Na na nana

HEY,
In gadaro main, ya udharo main
Tum mere jeene ki adat ka
Kyun ghot rahe dum
Besaliqa main uss galli ka main
Na jisme ha haya, Na jisme sharam

Mann bole ke rashmain jeene ka
Hathjana duniya dushman
Sab begana inhe aag lagana
(Mann Bole) x2
Mann se jeena ya marzana

(SAADDA HAQ ATHE RAQ) x6
Na na nana nnana……
Na na nana
Na na nana

O Eco friendly
Nature ke rakshak
Main bhi hoon nature
Rewazon se
Samajon se
Kyun…….ooooye.
Tu kaate mujhe
Kyun baate mujhe
Iss tarah.. (Ho ha….)

Kyun sach ka sabak sikhaye
Jab sach sun bhi na paye
Sach koi bole toh tu
Niyam kanoon bataye
Tera darr..
Tera pyar..
Teri wah..
Tu hi rakh
Rakh, saaleee
(SAADDA HAQ ATHE RAQ) x6

Meri Zindgi..

Hai asal jindgi dhunaa dhuaan..
Par shan se yun ham jite hain..

koi thame naa thame hmko..
Aankhon ka gam hum pite hain...

Ho lakh bdduaa longo ki..
par shikan se chehraa bhara nhi..

Mai jinda Uske dum par hun...
Or Ye dil ab tak Mra nhi...!!!!

Hope (Ek Aasha)

Maana ki aaj wo sath nahi,
Par duriyan ye itni khaas nahi,
hum milenge ye yakin h mujhe...
ye ek saccha vishwas h koi jhuthi aas nahi,


hum dono k milne par jhumenge ye jami ye aasma,
sab k liye ye aam h,
par mere liye isse jyada kuch khaas nahi..


jab tak hu dur kiya har waada nibhaunga,
thoda sa pareshaan hu me..
par bilkul udaas nahi,


bematlab h ye waadiya, fizaaye, baarish ye sama,
uske bina in sab me wo baat nahi,
jinko chaahaa h apne dil se badhkar hamne...
wo yahi h mere dil k paas kahi...

Meri panaahon mai

Wo jo shaks meri panaahon mai rhtaa hai...

Jab bhi rhta hai meri aarju, meri aahon mai rhta hai...

kyaa dun usse naam.. jo benaam bhi nhi...

Bass dhadkta hai dil mai or in nigaahon mai rhta hai...

By- Manish Sharma